Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery. laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air. beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead. slip them on. Next thing you know. you’re elbow-deep in pastry. demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope. but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)
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Windowsill Pie Bandit
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